I thought this needed to be put somewhere. Today, in the car back from Naas after getting my conch pierced (yay-uh!), and my dad goes:

"Fucking hate politicians, they're Nazi's in uniforms.."
"Ehh, but Nazi's mostly fined Jewish people"
"Yeah I know but Brian Cowen isn't short of killin' us or wha'ever. Sure the Jews are killin' themselves anyway!"
"No Da, they're Muslims."
"Well wha'ever! They can't wipe their arses with their right hand!"
"Da, they're Hindu's."
"Hindu's? I dunno. That feckin' Koran is like a pop magazine!"
Ah, I was in stitches :')

Babysitting, well "child minding" at the moment. She's not even a fucking child, she's 13! And I feel so sick. I blame that iced caramel macchiato I got today, that was bloody mank as. Apart from that today was definately a good day, I really should've gone to town more than I have over the summer seen as I only really discovered the Docklands last week. Fuck it sure.

Aaand.. back to school on Monday. 3RD YEAR FTW? yes/no/maybe. On the plus side I can't wait to see everyone, on the down side it's thee Junior Certificate. This gives my ma an excuse for meto have no social life, thanks. No really, I appreciate it. And no Ma, I will not crawl home shitfaced on the results night. What do you mean I mighnt have a reason to celebrate? Of course I'll fucking study, big deal! Wow, conversations with oneself is really hip now. Yes that was sarcasm.

Also, my LiveJournal is in Irish now? And I didn't change it, I'm already dropping down to pass y'know.. Fuck my life man. Anywayz guyz datz all fur now [:

Peace dah fuck out :)

I don't give a fuck about most things. I'm only good at smoking pot and being a dick. When I smoke pot, I listen to Bob Marley, cos it's the only fucking stoner music I know. I'm fucking ridiculous. I never shower. I'm a cliche broke college kid and an ignorant shit head. I eat everything. I really am hardcore. I am ultra unique. I always talk about muffins, fashion, genitals and how hawt vampires are. I have a penis even though I'm a girl and it belongs to my bfflzzz who I'm also married to even though I'm only 14z, oh gosh!
/FAG

In the school I'm in now, it's probably Mr.Breslin our Religion teacher. He's the school chaplin too but he's actually such a legend :]

was seriously a complete waste of time I think. Didn't go to the cinema and spent most of our time hanging around and in Eddie Rockets, but it was with Danielle, Megan and Seba which was cool :)
And then we went to my house for a bit, and that was a good laugh like :) ALot of Guitar Hero played that I could never play, and alot of fucking migits bitting us on the green and in my garden. To quote Danielle "..don't talk about my dead cat like that." *serous face*
OH TEH LULZ :')

Starting movie night tomorrow, I'm looking forward to that. I just hope everyone can come :) That's all for now.

Peace the fuck out feens.